There was an old pirate who swallowed a map. I don't know why she swallowed a map - argh! - but it wasn't a trap!
Scholastic's...

There was an old lady who swallowed a cake. I don't know why she swallowed a cake. It was a mistake!

The Old Lady has...

You won't believe why the Old Lady swallowed a cow, some hay, a pig, a duck, a horse, a sheep, and a fiddle!
There was an old...

You won't believe why the Old Lady swallowed a ghost, a mask, a spider, a flashlight, a cloak, some crows, and a potion!
There...

You won't believe why the Old Scientist swallowed a dinosaur, a fern, a rock, a pick, a dustpan, a sifting screen, a pen, and a...

You won't believe why the Old Lady swallowed a cactus, sand, a snake, a coyote, suntan lotion, a canteen, and a parasol!
There...

A hysterical installment of the beloved Old Lady series!

There was an old lady who swallowed a truck. I don't know why she...